So, I'm just going to save you from having to read this book: Everyone, except Clary: WOHOO, we're going to Alicante!!!! Clary: *moping* ohnoes, they left me behind! But with my super special unicorn powers I can get there myself, although it was said that that's impossible! Aldertree: YOU GOING TO JAIL!! Simon: Crap, but I guess someone will get me out of jail soon... *300 pages later* ...hello? Sebastian/Jonathan: Hello, I'm a new character introduced only to make sense of this mess.
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